"You got chased down a street in New York, didn’t you, Chris?"
"I did. Oh, I did. I went to see a friend on the West Side, he said ‘Come on over.’ As I’m approaching his apartment building, there are streams of people, just streams… a hundred and fifty thousand men, all very excited, not wearing all that much clothing. It was Gay Pride day. I’d just come from the gym, so I was in a tank top, and shorts…"
"You were like a party treat!"
"…And then I got chased down the street by a large gentleman wearing a sock around his, errr…"
"On his foot?"
"Ahhhh, about the same size. He was shouting Captain Kirk as he ran… ‘CAPTAIN KIRRRRRKKKK’ and it was just like…" (x)(x)